Be very, very careful not the let the facts get mixed up with the truth. ~Jerry Spinelli

Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Ox in the Mire

What a Sunday it was.  Our hurricane blew through Thursday morning while I was in class and everyone else was at home in their jammies, drinking hot chocolate, and counting the trees as they came down.  Friday I drove home to survey the damage:  a bigger mess I have never seen - signs twisted, massive pines laying everywhere, groups of people standing and staring and hardly knowing where to begin.  My family had already cleared away our debris and that of our closest neighbors so on Saturday it was on to the rest of the ward.  Most of the neighborhood was out and we went from door to door cutting up and hauling away tree after tree after tree.  It was like caroling with chainsaws.  After two million squats it was home for homework and bed.  Sunday, we got a text bright and early:  "The ox is still in the mire, church is canceled."  And so it was back to work, in the snow no less, as we wandered our stake boundaries cutting up anything that looked remotely fragile and ready to come down.  It was glorious.  My thighs are still burning and my toes just regaining all their feeling, but I felt more on this Ox Sunday that I had in the whole month of Sundays before that!

  1. Dad's glee over his very loud new toy
  2. curbside pizza delivery
  3. Brother Davies
  4. riding in the trailer
  5. "Where's Tyler?!?"
  6. Dallin Wright
  7. piece-meal potluck
  8. cringing every time the men walked under trees being felled
  9. Gretchen's ear muffs
  10. Seymour, he has good taste in donuts
  11. pumpkin spice donuts
  12. living my religion

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hopelessly


  1. answered prayers...thank you Father that my wallet was at Smith's and not in somebody's greedy hands
  2. a new haircut
  3. nearly there
  4. Todd
  5. Christmas tree hunting
  6. the kitty at Taggart's
  7. reconsidering
  8. being always right
  9. Phil's M&M machine, especially when he puts Skittles in it
  10. being compensated in Oreos
  11. three weeks
  12. teaching Relief Society
  13. 24/7
  14. killing warts
  15. my man sweater
  16. the Christmas books
  17. Come, Lord Jesus
  18. two choir programs
  19. a new Bishopric
  20. procrastination

Monday, October 17, 2011

Two Sister Missionaries Looking at Me


  1. picking out a pumpkin
  2. "You do know that I can't whistle, right?"
  3. fugitive
  4. flour bombs
  5. unexpected gifts
  6. cold water from the church well
  7. "It's just like hanging out with you before, except you never held hands in high school."
  8. four-wheeling for the first time ever and not panicking!
  9. weed roses
  10. my blue hand prints
  11. the V
  12. hang gliders
  13. man points
  14. dirt roads in old trucks
  15. rice flour banana bread donut holes
  16. Runaway Bride
  17. the best cookies ever!
  18. waking Jill up
  19. chocolate milk
  20. Lacey in her Mandarin garb
  21. shepherd's trailers
  22. a retro dress
  23. "I'm assuming that Lacey will want to sit by you."
  24. the best lesson yet
  25. Alex Boye
  26. arriving late
  27. sing-a-long with Grandpa, new Christmas music edition

Monday, September 26, 2011

Enchanted Places


  1. turning the catch basin into Van Gogh
  2. chucking rocks
  3. picture perfect curls
  4. improvising
  5. girls who hike and do hard things
  6. forget-me-not
  7. discovering a talent for Wii wakeboarding
  8. too many highs to list at the dinner table
  9. belated birthday presents
  10. counting miracles
  11. a little person falling asleep on my lap
  12. pennies on the carport floor
  13. my favorite home teacher
  14. bearing my testimony
  15. answered prayers
  16. five minutes with a full voice in the midst of a cold
  17. certainty
  18. crying half the way home
  19. "It will all be worth it."
  20. Lucy cheating at Chinese Checkers
  21. aimless minutes spent lying on my bed laughing with Mom
  22. watching Dad attempt to pray when he is tired
  23. stories from my childhood
  24. trying to decipher what Gretch says in her sleep
  25. broken nails and stained hands
  26. being asked for my aesthetic opinion
  27. learning just how many people have helped you along the way
  28. Barbara's mint brownies
  29. Marilyn Lotz, I want to be just like her when I grow up
  30. waiting for Friday

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Sunday Night

  1. football shaped Oreos
  2. being the popsicle holder
  3. racing barefoot
  4. outraged phone messages from under-informed aunts
  5. funnel cake
  6. Alice
  7. being stuck behind trains
  8. fourth in my age group
  9. Uncles to rival my own
  10. pretending to be an accounting major
  11. and somebody's wife
  12. too many mothers
  13. fat blisters that make me proud
  14. mariachi music on the ferris wheel
  15. honey
  16. the banana slide
  17. sitting too long on the bar-stools
  18. Kenz coming home
  19. Uncle Lew...he's my favorite
  20. eating Sunday dinner on the grass
  21. not having fever hallucinations
  22. the day when I am no longer sick
  23. not doing my homework
  24. waking to an angry cat on my chest
  25. and news of a very big check

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Last Hurrah

  1. gospel discussions in the Chuckwagon
  2. go time on the river
  3. the unsinkable Hall sisters
  4. runaway shoes
  5. Taylor Swift
  6. orange sunglasses
  7. four year old girls who can bump their hips better than I can
  8. cleaning up good
  9. a fireside on life
  10. folk remedies
  11. knowing there's a spot waiting for me
  12. the next best thing to flying
  13. church provided ice cream sandwiches
  14. Karl's fourth phone number
  15. recess
  16. the smell of fresh wood chips
  17. "Well, that was easy!"
  18. mosquito bites
  19. somebody who comes over no matter how late it is
  20. Todd, who probably has no idea how much I know about him

Monday, August 1, 2011

The Old Man is Snoring

  1. a rainy work day
  2. Pinterest
  3. making the chocolate sauce that makes people ask for straws
  4. going away, far far away
  5. knowing exactly what tomorrow will hold
  6. loving it better than anything else
  7. Happy Birthday Salem, I miss you
  8. blue shoes
  9. puzzles printed with famous art
  10. making my packing list
  11. wearing Mary's dress without her knowledge
  12. curling my hair for the fun of it
  13. "Kissing Adrien" and the hunger for France that followed
  14. hostessing
  15. all my Sundays having a prior claim
  16. Black Cherry Shasta
  17. the Plaizier secret handshake
  18. duct taping a wart
  19. lying on my parents' bed to read...under the swamp cooler
  20. looking forward to the soundest of sleeps, the coldest of water, and the long lovely road there